Classroom Talk

Teacher asks the class “Have you ever heard of Star Trek?” Students stare at the teacher and only one boy raises his hand and says yes. He looks around the classroom and says “You people have no culture.”The class laughs.

 Then teacher asks “How do you people enjoy watching The Big Bang Theory if you have never heard of Star Trek?” Another boy lets out “That’s probably why we don’t laugh as much.”

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Four teachers are having lunch in the cafeteria when two middle school students come up to the table, interrupt the conversation and ask the Math teacher how much 32 times 3 is. Calmly the Math teacher says 96. The girls leave and we over hear them say “The other teachers looked at us as if we were supposed to know the answer to that question.”

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On an English test there was the statement: “Shakespeare wrote many poems.”

Student raises his hand and asks, “Teacher what kind of milkshake is this Shakespeare? Is it pear?

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In the English class a student asks, “What’s an aquarium?” Another student gets up, throws her hands in the air and starts singing, “This is the dawning of the age of Aquarium!!”The class bursts into laughter.


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