Little
Chester walks into the ladies room at a department store after his mom who was already in one of the bathroom stalls.
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Mom.
Mom. Are you in here? I also need to us the restroom.
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Go
ahead honey; just go into the empty stall over there.
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Mom,
I need your help to undo my button.
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Come
over here, Chester. I´ll open the door for you.
He walks over to his mom´s stall and then back to his.
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Honey
, who undoes your button at school
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Nobody.
I don´t need to go.
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You
don´t use the bathroom at school.
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Not
today.
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Who
will undo it for you if you wear those pants in the future
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I
don´t know.
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I
mean tomorrow or another day
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I
don´t know mom. I live now not in the future.
With this both come
out of the stalls wash their hands and leave. Kids are wise. Too bad they grow
up.
(Written: October 9,
2012)
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